A few things I've learned over my two-day sick-at-home run:

1. Facebook is only interesting if you check it once a day. Otherwise, people don't update nearly fast enough.

2. The  happiest people in the world are those who win on The Price is Right. It's the purest form of joy I've witnessed.

3. Being sick means you are no longer on a diet. Anything goes.

4. As long as you have a facebook account, you will never have to worry about forgetting to vote.

5. Nasal spray is the only way to go if you've got a stuffy nose. There's just nothing else like it.